About Vantis

Vantis makes shirts. The shirts have things written on them. Some of those things are funny. We are not here to tell you which ones.

Every shirt is printed only after you order it. There is no warehouse full of unsold inventory slowly depreciating in a unit off the highway. When you place an order, a machine somewhere prints your questionable decision onto cotton and mails it to you. That is the entire operation.

We take fulfillment seriously and absolutely nothing else seriously. The shirts are quality. The jokes are your responsibility.